an update

 

 

RIP Michael Jackon, 1959 - 2009.

As i understand it the superstar singer and performer was on a cocktail of painkillers after various accidents left him in agony- one being where his hair was set on fire, and it was a dose of one of these pain killers that caused the star to have a heart attack.

 

His autopsy has said that he was 8st 1oz and had NO FOOD in his stomach just pills.

we all know this one, he was bald and as much as he denied ever having plastic surgery his face was a mass of surgery scars.  the bridge of his nose had collapsed and the right side had caved in.  he also had FOUR adrenalin injections into his heart.  apparently he had injection marks over much of his body and unexplained bruises.

 

 

This week is set to have the hottest weather since 2006's heatwave, hospitals have been put on high alert for admissions of heat stroke and dizzyness.

2000 people died in 2003's hottest temperature of 38.5*C, this thursday is said to hit atleast 33*C with the weekend looking conicerably hotter.

it's amazing to see people complaining over the heat, and to be fair i do too - there's hot and then there's sweltering; although six months ago we were all complaining about the snow.

nobody can win!

 

 

CHECK YOUR 20P PIECES!!!

if you have  NEW 20p piece without a date on it - its worth £50!!!!

 

A4E GETS NEW COMPUTER!

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial

and the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery

and the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

and when the gun goes off

it sparks and you're ready for surgery!

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BLANKETY BLANK!

 

i shall open this blog by saying that it's nice to see the MP's are showing their more spineless side by NOT publishing everything about their expenses!

doesn't it defeat the whole object to release something with big black blocks over the text???

get a spine and let us know what you're actually spending your money on - would be nice to see how the other half lives!

 

School girl sophie frost survived a lightening strike because of her ipod!

good for her!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN UNDER A DAMNED TREE IN A LIGHTENING STORM YOU DUMB COW!

do they not teach kids anything at school these days? or maybe she wasn't listening?

 

Britney is in manchester but its nice to see she still thinks she's in london!

maybe it's because she did so many dates there....or maybe she is still ever so sliightly dippy?

 

its great to see Katie Price (AKA Jordan) taking the split from Peter Andre so damned well (sarcasm anyone?)

While Peter is enjoying quality time with their children in Cyprus, Jordan is off galavanting in Ibiza getting her

glamour image back, writhing around on a beach in front of so many cameras that it is obviously a publicity stunt!

lets face it...Jordan is playing the victim and she is anything but.  i am team Andre!!!

 

am i the only one who thinks Jordans breasts are disgusting?  she should never have had surgery EVER!

she looked great at 19 and just starting out and her body would changed over time and who knows, her breasts may have even grown naturally!

 

the problem with films...

 

especially films like HG2TG is that they come up with weird and wonderful drinks that nobody can freakin' make!

 

the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit

Pour onto one measure of water from sea's of Santraginus V

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-Gin to melt into the mixture (properly iced or the Benzin is lost)

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh grass to bubble through it

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint Extract

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger

Springle Zamphour

Add an Olive

Drink Carefully

 

 

guessed what it is yet?  a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!

 

in Terra terms?

 

Strong white rum (frozen)

Cheap fizzy cider

Cubes of strong gin (make in freezer ice tray)

Mint lequeur

Lemon oil

green tabasco

cinnamon

olive

 

have also found the following - vodka, gin, cherry seven up, blue curacao, pop rocks, lime.

 

my recipie!!

 

wipe the rim of the glass in lemon juice then dip into ready crushed pop rocks

 

1 shot vodka

2 shots red aftershock (cherry)

add blue curacao and a shot of creme de menthe

add ice cubes of lemon juice

sprinkle with cinnamon

 

if anyone tries this...let me know if you survive!!!

 

 

BB10!

 

So last night i became a sad human being and watched Big Brother 10.

 

Noirin, Beinazir, Angel, Sophie, Lisa, Karly, Rodrigo, Freddie, Kris, Siavash, Sree, Sophia, Charlie, Cairon, Marcus and Saffia.

 

i like Lisa, Siavash and Cairon.

 

Siavash is a bit.... he likes to throw his hair around alot but he seems nice.

 

How Marcus thinks he looks like wolverine i will NEVER know.

Wolverine is MUCH better looking!!

 

Lisa is cool; yes i fancy her.  i love her mohawk and her attitude.

Angel is fucking weird!  i know she's Russian and all but wtf!

 

"You can call me names and i will not cry and if you stab me in the heart with a fork i will just smile!"

 

WHAT?

 

her smile is also VERY weird!! i mean...scary weird!!!

it's the kind of smile that says "you have NO IDEA what i am thinking!"

 

and to be honest i wouldnt want to know!!!

medi alert rip off!

two blogs in one day!

So i am finally looking for a medi alert bracelet - it's becoming to much to actually write it all down.

Conditions:
Irlen Syndrome
Asthma
Arthritis

Allergies:
Ibuprofen
Codiene
Eggs

Medications:
Inhailers
Anti Depressants
Zinc

Piercings:
Both Ears
Lip
Nose
Tongue
VCH

(and all that is just for starters)


EUCH but they're a complete rip off -  a basic medi alert bracelet is between £20 and £60!  these things could save a persons life and yet they charge an arm and a leg for them!

think i'll pick up a leaflet from the doctors tomorrow when i got for my anti-depressant check up.

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Micro Dermals VS Skin Divers - the debate

 

 

<a href="http://www.piercingzange.com/images/skin-diver-piercing-microdermal.jpg">click here</a> for a picture of a dermal and a skin diver.

it's the big debate at this moment in time, well for those of us interested in body mods and anchors.

i have had MAJOR issues with micro dermals, and to be honest i dont even want to change the tops on them so for me personally a skin diver (or three) would be perfect. (possibly five) but after asking around for opinions i'm finding it hard to form one of my own - and that doesnt happen very often!

 

Micro dermals are larger than skin divers, they have holes in the plate (or don't depending on which ones you want) and you can change the tops on them.

my body does not like them! 

i have had four and they have all come out and TBH the ones i want on my face are the ones i dont want to change the tops on. 

Skin diovers are litterally TINY! i've seen them and...WOW...can't find anything smaller.

i've spoken to two piercers about them and they both say they're a "safer" form of a dermal anchor, by safer there is less damage to the tissue in the piercing and they heal quicker than a micro dermal with less bleeding and scar tissue, both during the piercing process, while its healing and if the little blighter comes out.

 

so you may be asking yourself "why can't you make a decision?"

simple answer is im paranoid that because i have had not one, not two, but four bad experiences with dermal anchors im really dubious about skin divers. i'm willing to have one done and give it a go, possibly somewhere like my wrist so i can see how it heals and if it comes out then the scar is on my wrist not my face.

i still just dont know, and i doubt i ever will because all i keep being told by friends is they are cheap and nasty and not as good as micro dermals!

maybe they're not but they are an alternative!