My new @myspace.com email address

Hey, I have a new email address: pavisgentern@myspace.com Drop me a line! -Kayleigh-Ann

FW: WASH THEM FIRST

This is Serious! This incident happened recently in North Texas . A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday. The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis. Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of allsoda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned. A study at NYCU showed that the tops of all soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e.).. full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident. Please forward this message to all the people you care about. I JUST DID!

 

P  Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail
  
 This email and any attachments may contain privileged or otherwise confidential information. If you are not the intended recipient or believe that you may have received this email in error, please reply to the sender indicating that fact and delete the copy you received without printing, copying, retransmitting, disseminating, or otherwise using the information.   You should check this email and any attachments for viruses as Fujifilm Sericol accepts no responsibility for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email. 
  

  
  

---

Upgrade to Internet Explorer 8 Optimised for MSN. Download Now =

---

A Good Credit Score is 700 or Above. See yours in just 2 easy steps!

---

No virus found in this incoming message.
Checked by AVG - www.avg.com
Version: 8.5.392 / Virus Database: 270.13.22/2253 - Release Date: 07/21/09 18:02:00

---

Share your memories online with anyone you want. Learn more.

FW: The bottle of wine

THE BOTTLE OF WINE                       

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is  something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:                        

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.  

    

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a lift  with a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.                            

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.                             

'What in bag?' asked the old woman.              

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'          

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, 

she said:                           

'Good trade.....'                       

---

No virus found in this incoming message.
Checked by AVG - www.avg.com
Version: 8.5.375 / Virus Database: 270.13.7/2222 - Release Date: 07/07/09 05:53:0

---

Windows Live Messenger: Happy 10-Year Anniversary—get free winks and emoticons. Get Them Now

FW: FDW Rabbit

 

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham  and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.   The next night, the pub is packed. In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.' The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down        The next night there is standing room only in the pub. Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending. The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year   In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman, The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties..'   The rabbit looks aghast. The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie.'   The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.'   The masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.'   'Ok', says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.'   The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie. He then waves to the crowd and leaves.... ...NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!     One year later, in the now impoverished public house , the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, 'Who are you?', To which he is answered, 'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.' The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous. You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.' The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.' The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.' The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it. The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?' 'I DIED' ,said the rabbit. 'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?' After a short pause. The rabbit said...

'Mixin-me-toasties.'
 

 

---

Upgrade to Internet Explorer 8 Optimised for MSN. Download Now

an update

 

 

RIP Michael Jackon, 1959 - 2009.

As i understand it the superstar singer and performer was on a cocktail of painkillers after various accidents left him in agony- one being where his hair was set on fire, and it was a dose of one of these pain killers that caused the star to have a heart attack.

 

His autopsy has said that he was 8st 1oz and had NO FOOD in his stomach just pills.

we all know this one, he was bald and as much as he denied ever having plastic surgery his face was a mass of surgery scars.  the bridge of his nose had collapsed and the right side had caved in.  he also had FOUR adrenalin injections into his heart.  apparently he had injection marks over much of his body and unexplained bruises.

 

 

This week is set to have the hottest weather since 2006's heatwave, hospitals have been put on high alert for admissions of heat stroke and dizzyness.

2000 people died in 2003's hottest temperature of 38.5*C, this thursday is said to hit atleast 33*C with the weekend looking conicerably hotter.

it's amazing to see people complaining over the heat, and to be fair i do too - there's hot and then there's sweltering; although six months ago we were all complaining about the snow.

nobody can win!

 

 

CHECK YOUR 20P PIECES!!!

if you have  NEW 20p piece without a date on it - its worth £50!!!!

 

A4E GETS NEW COMPUTER!

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial

and the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery

and the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

and when the gun goes off

it sparks and you're ready for surgery!

---

View your Twitter and Flickr updates from one place - Learn more!

BLANKETY BLANK!

 

i shall open this blog by saying that it's nice to see the MP's are showing their more spineless side by NOT publishing everything about their expenses!

doesn't it defeat the whole object to release something with big black blocks over the text???

get a spine and let us know what you're actually spending your money on - would be nice to see how the other half lives!

 

School girl sophie frost survived a lightening strike because of her ipod!

good for her!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN UNDER A DAMNED TREE IN A LIGHTENING STORM YOU DUMB COW!

do they not teach kids anything at school these days? or maybe she wasn't listening?

 

Britney is in manchester but its nice to see she still thinks she's in london!

maybe it's because she did so many dates there....or maybe she is still ever so sliightly dippy?

 

its great to see Katie Price (AKA Jordan) taking the split from Peter Andre so damned well (sarcasm anyone?)

While Peter is enjoying quality time with their children in Cyprus, Jordan is off galavanting in Ibiza getting her

glamour image back, writhing around on a beach in front of so many cameras that it is obviously a publicity stunt!

lets face it...Jordan is playing the victim and she is anything but.  i am team Andre!!!

 

am i the only one who thinks Jordans breasts are disgusting?  she should never have had surgery EVER!

she looked great at 19 and just starting out and her body would changed over time and who knows, her breasts may have even grown naturally!

 

the problem with films...

 

especially films like HG2TG is that they come up with weird and wonderful drinks that nobody can freakin' make!

 

the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit

Pour onto one measure of water from sea's of Santraginus V

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-Gin to melt into the mixture (properly iced or the Benzin is lost)

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh grass to bubble through it

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint Extract

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger

Springle Zamphour

Add an Olive

Drink Carefully

 

 

guessed what it is yet?  a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster!

 

in Terra terms?

 

Strong white rum (frozen)

Cheap fizzy cider

Cubes of strong gin (make in freezer ice tray)

Mint lequeur

Lemon oil

green tabasco

cinnamon

olive

 

have also found the following - vodka, gin, cherry seven up, blue curacao, pop rocks, lime.

 

my recipie!!

 

wipe the rim of the glass in lemon juice then dip into ready crushed pop rocks

 

1 shot vodka

2 shots red aftershock (cherry)

add blue curacao and a shot of creme de menthe

add ice cubes of lemon juice

sprinkle with cinnamon

 

if anyone tries this...let me know if you survive!!!

 

 

BB10!

 

So last night i became a sad human being and watched Big Brother 10.

 

Noirin, Beinazir, Angel, Sophie, Lisa, Karly, Rodrigo, Freddie, Kris, Siavash, Sree, Sophia, Charlie, Cairon, Marcus and Saffia.

 

i like Lisa, Siavash and Cairon.

 

Siavash is a bit.... he likes to throw his hair around alot but he seems nice.

 

How Marcus thinks he looks like wolverine i will NEVER know.

Wolverine is MUCH better looking!!

 

Lisa is cool; yes i fancy her.  i love her mohawk and her attitude.

Angel is fucking weird!  i know she's Russian and all but wtf!

 

"You can call me names and i will not cry and if you stab me in the heart with a fork i will just smile!"

 

WHAT?

 

her smile is also VERY weird!! i mean...scary weird!!!

it's the kind of smile that says "you have NO IDEA what i am thinking!"

 

and to be honest i wouldnt want to know!!!

medi alert rip off!

two blogs in one day!

So i am finally looking for a medi alert bracelet - it's becoming to much to actually write it all down.

Conditions:
Irlen Syndrome
Asthma
Arthritis

Allergies:
Ibuprofen
Codiene
Eggs

Medications:
Inhailers
Anti Depressants
Zinc

Piercings:
Both Ears
Lip
Nose
Tongue
VCH

(and all that is just for starters)


EUCH but they're a complete rip off -  a basic medi alert bracelet is between £20 and £60!  these things could save a persons life and yet they charge an arm and a leg for them!

think i'll pick up a leaflet from the doctors tomorrow when i got for my anti-depressant check up.

---

Share your photos with Windows Live Photos – Free. Try it Now!

Micro Dermals VS Skin Divers - the debate

 

 

<a href="http://www.piercingzange.com/images/skin-diver-piercing-microdermal.jpg">click here</a> for a picture of a dermal and a skin diver.

it's the big debate at this moment in time, well for those of us interested in body mods and anchors.

i have had MAJOR issues with micro dermals, and to be honest i dont even want to change the tops on them so for me personally a skin diver (or three) would be perfect. (possibly five) but after asking around for opinions i'm finding it hard to form one of my own - and that doesnt happen very often!

 

Micro dermals are larger than skin divers, they have holes in the plate (or don't depending on which ones you want) and you can change the tops on them.

my body does not like them! 

i have had four and they have all come out and TBH the ones i want on my face are the ones i dont want to change the tops on. 

Skin diovers are litterally TINY! i've seen them and...WOW...can't find anything smaller.

i've spoken to two piercers about them and they both say they're a "safer" form of a dermal anchor, by safer there is less damage to the tissue in the piercing and they heal quicker than a micro dermal with less bleeding and scar tissue, both during the piercing process, while its healing and if the little blighter comes out.

 

so you may be asking yourself "why can't you make a decision?"

simple answer is im paranoid that because i have had not one, not two, but four bad experiences with dermal anchors im really dubious about skin divers. i'm willing to have one done and give it a go, possibly somewhere like my wrist so i can see how it heals and if it comes out then the scar is on my wrist not my face.

i still just dont know, and i doubt i ever will because all i keep being told by friends is they are cheap and nasty and not as good as micro dermals!

maybe they're not but they are an alternative!

 

STARS

 

i've been browsing on wildcat again! it's dangerous!

knowing what i'm like, and loving stars i've found some pretties that i want <a href="http://www.wildcat.eu/shop/product_info.php?products_id=4269&osCsid=nn5o4cp1aerng4nes1qcetk7o7">this earcuff</a> for my left ear.  sooo pretty.

<a href=http://www.wildcat.eu/shop/product_info.php?products_id=4274&osCsid=nn5o4cp1aerng4nes1qcetk7o7>this CBR</a> is adorable although i'd have to make a hole for it - possibly in my lip???

 

and <a href="http://www.wildcat.eu/shop/product_info.php?products_id=4195&osCsid=nn5o4cp1aerng4nes1qcetk7o7">this</a> althoug where it would go i have NO clue!!

reeeeeeeepo maaaan!

 

i have discovered i am ever so slightly addicted to repo! the genetic opera, and i advise everyone to see it!
am currently in the throws of making a zydrate gun, getting everything together is a pain in the ass though.
gonna take some time to do the wiring - dads gonna help with that i believe.

still need to get a list of stuff i need:

BLUE PRE WIRED UV LED'S X 6 (AT MOST)
BATTERY PACK AND BATTERIES
GLOW STICKS
LITTLE GLASS VIAL(S)
LEATHER / LEATHER LOOK MATERIAL
"INJECTION" NIB

restless heart syndrome

The temperature has spiked at 92*F in the back garden, Scooby is sprawled out in mother's chair downstairs and I am sat with my fan going full speed listening to Greeday (as if you couldn't have guessed).

A4e was a short day today, start at 9 finish at 12.15 (should have been 1 but never mind).  We sat playing electronic monopoly (oh how I want that game).  Strangely Dan won (with £25Million – bastard.)

 

My right nostril piercing has decided to act up and looks like it's getting a lumpy, I sure as hell hope it's just the hot weather,

Cheeks are still bruised, left one is VERY sore, left hand looks as though its finally starting to heal up properly although I doubt it will completely sorted for download TWO WEEKS TODAY!!

Am so much looking forward to that, three days of metal mayhem.  Am really looking forward to seeing the Backyard Babies again (there's a surprise… I believe they are third stage so hopefully not too many people), Motley Crue, Shinedown (had a weird ass dream about them last night, but onto that later), Marilyn Manson, Whitesnake, ZZTop, Def Leppard…there are loads of others as well it's basically gonnabe an amazing weekend, I really hope we have nice weather – as long as it isn't to cold and it doesn't rain I don't care!

 

Have just successfully dyed my hair (again) but a more natural brown colour.  This time I shouldn't have to worry about roots.

See normally I look like I've killed someone or something.  Smurfs (blue) Barbie (pink) Marilyn Manson (black) or general killing (red) this time the bath looked like I had a REALLY bad case of the runs – talk about glamorous!

I used nice n easy by Clairol, and I have never had this problem before – the fumes were terrible!  My eyes were streaming, I was coughing up my lungs, nose was burning I mean WTF?!

 

Turns out it is gonna cost me about £20 to get 90 pictures printed (WTF???) and I have yet to find out if the job centre can help (that's next weeks fun).

 

Right onto this damned dream, cuz fuck am I confused?!

 

Starts off that we're at war (I can see that happening) with bugs that are slightly see through and jelly like.  If they bite you, you die an agonising death.  This war is very starship troopers style fighting.

I beat one of the bugs to death with an Oasis drinks bottle (yay to me) I climb into my beat up little fiat car and drive to a concert venue, I get there and there are very few people there, I am walking backwards taking pictures of shinedown but their guitarist is Herman Li (dragonforce), security tell me no pictures of the band so I proudly show off my pass, I follow the band down to the front and take my place in front of the barriers and about 50 people who are attending the concert.

The band play a song and then stand still as votes are cast about an unknown surprise band who will be performing later in the day, there are fans drinking champagne with record company executives, I look around to take pictures and I see my friend Becca!

 

This is when my alarm goes off and I woke up!!

 

 

A4e Week 2!

Hey all,

Hope we’re all good! Have been uber busy at a4e, and when I say busy I mean I’ve been looking like I’m busy cuz there’s nothing much to do.

Been looking at body jewellery (research of course) and am considering getting some fun stuff for Victoria (VCH), I’m thinking of stretching to 2mm but am unsure at the moment so will just leave it as is!

First up is this either in red or green, I prefer the red one to be honest. So that’s Halloween sorted (LOL) there’s also this cutie! She is adorable!

There’s also plenty of pretty Christmas stuff but am unsure as to if it would look good in Victoria; looks slightly tacky somehow, could always get this HAHAHAHA could be interesting!! Talk about jingle bells!

I know what I want for Victoria but trying to find it (again) isn’t easy. It was a titanium bar with a star on the bottom and a star lazered onto the top ball. It’s really hard to explain but was so pretty!!

As I said yesterday I have my new labret, woot for 2mm!

1.6mm was leaking a little – wasn’t very pleased although now I have the 2mm in it feels much better. Hopefully it won’t stretch any further. Don’t think mutter would be happy with me going to 2.4mm or 3mm! (although it would look cute with a ring in!) does mean however I cant find 2mm threaded balls to fit onto the new stem! So I don’t have anything interesting in it, was gonna go all trailer park trash and have a gem in it (so fucking cute) am seriously considering a Madonna on the right side as well, although after the cheeks swelling so badly I shall leave it till after summer. Give my body time – it’s still dealing with my hand ink, the red is having a bad reaction and has caused it to bubble and split in places. Its still uber dry and sore no matter what I use on it. Doctor says it’s fine and not infected (duuuh) but that also means she cant give me anything for it; as there is no point.